Donald the Purplepumpkinman.
Desperately seeking work in the entertainment industry.

Name: Donald the Purplepumpkinman.
Hometown: Parts Unknown.
Alcohol of Choice: Tequila.
Who I'd Like To Meet: Kathy Lee Gifford and shit in her shoes.

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At a young age Donald knew he was different then most people so he took up show biz. He started in Vaudeville, and quickly moved on to feature films and radio commercials. He also had a few mildly unsuccessful runs on "The Muppet Show, "Sesame Street," and "Entertainment Tonight," where he was a featured broadcast journalist specializing in celebrity nipple slips. Then, according to his press packet, he disappeared for nearly two decades. Now he is a full-fledged member of the Damn You Banana team. Make sure you take the time to check out select readings from his unauthorized autobiography "Donald: What Did I Drink?"

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