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"If I hear one more person talk about how g**damn great zebras are, I'm going to kill them all!"
-Adolf Hitler

What's New?

02/10/07- Almost everything is new, ok? We've been gone for months! Where were we? We cannot say. Why were we there? Again, can't say. When did . . . WE CAN'T SAY, ALRIGHT? Look, the important thing is we're back! Sheesh. Be happy with that. What we have updated for you as part of our triumphant return at the start of this, The Year Of The Rat, is:
- The front-page cartoon.
- A brand new news story.
- Horoscopes with which you can follow your life by.
- The biographies, so now you can understand more about us- all of us- and begin to stalk us.
- Links, so you can go to websites we've previously gone to, and smile, and imagine us together.
- The overall design. You like?
- And our wardrobes, which were so atrocious. What were we thinking?

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