Kris Kenison .
Music: it's to his ears.

Name: Kris Kenison.
Hometown: Here.
Heroes: MacGuyver and Voltron.
Enemies: MacGuyver and Voltron, should they ever join forces.

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Despite what most jackasses say, Kris cannot- I repeat- cannot fly. He can, however, write up a damn good newspaper story about some inane subject only inbred Iowans would care about. Kris' hobbies include comedy, cooking, watching people, usurping authority, and NOT flying. Since naming himself Editor-in-Chief of The Banana, Kris has gone on record as saying that- while he cannot read or write that well- he "cannot be stopped." And thus far, no one has been able to proven him wrong. No one.

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