Previously From The Banana

Old Crap From The Banana

Below is the collection of archived stuff from past issues of The Banana.
For those of you that can read, enjoy! For those that can't: go back to school!

Editor-in-Chief, Kristoffer Kenison, and his production manager, Smokey.

Issue #1: Spayed Dog Robbed Of Her Slutty Past

Issue #2: White Guy Neighbor Always Confuses Black Neighbor With Other Black Guys

Issue #3: Baby Upset With Ex-Landlord For Refusing To Return Deposit For Uterus Rental

Issue #4: News Of Conspiracy Nearly Broken To The World

Letter To The Editor #1: Platinum Visa Offer

Issue #5: Each Gay Man In Gay Relationship: "I'm The Man In This Relationship"

Letter To The Editor #2: Do You Like Me?

Issue #6: Area Man's Marriage To The Sea On The Rocks

Letter To The Editor #3: Gas Bill- Final Notice

Issue #7: Review: The Scarecrow's Alive Sucks So, So Much

Letter To The Editor #4: Happy Valentine's Day!

Issue #8: Congressional Attire Raises Republican Ire

Issue #9: Hostage Turns Into Murder-Suicide: Curling Is "Not That Bad Of A Sport"

Letter To The Editor #5: Package Delivery From U.P.S.

Issue #10: Pope Benedict XVI Arrested . . . But Why?

Issue #11: KKK Encouraging Minorities To Join