Rornak the Deer God.
Apparently yes, there is a god of deer.

Name: Rornak the Deer God.
Hometown: Deer Heaven.
Turn-ons: Heavenly salt licks, foolish humans, beholding the
folly of their pathetic base-ball.

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Rornak was once a lowly deer, just one of the herd. Then one day, while frolicking with a crack-addicted rabbit and a suspiciously lethargic skunk, Rornak was a witness to the horror of seeing his parents murdered in front of him by hunters. Mad that he wasn't included in their will, he went on a murderous rampage, killing everything in the forest. Impressed by the slaughter, Dave, the Deer God at the time, chose Rornak as his avenging angel. Rornak proceeded to eat Dave, becoming the current Deer God. Rornak has quickly taken to the human world, despite the fact that he understands little of it. Plus he's horny. Get it? Horns, antlers, horny. Wait, no Rornak, I'm sorry, I promise no more puns, NOOO.... (Editor's note: This biography was found in the scorched remains of the consulting biographer.)

 

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