Woolhouse.
Doing to the web what his dad did to his mom last night
when they thought he was asleep. But he wasn't. He wasn't.

Name: Woolhouse.
Hometown: Earth.
Greatest Fear: Using the bathroom in someones house
only to discover their toilet won't flush.

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Born to a proud but God-fearing couple in Central Minnesota, Woolhouse commonly refers to the the “Bicycle Man” episode of Diff’rent Strokes as his muse in comedy. Acting as his own lawyer in a
series of failed civil lawsuits, he met, fell in love with, married and mated with some girl. Now in his
mid-to-early-late-20s, he spends his waking hours trying in vain to make people laugh through his: cartoons; stand-up; and short flims. He also collects junk mail of the rich and famous,
badmouths kittens behind their backs, and hates racial injustice.

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